For the Apple City Open a few weeks ago on the Korean tour we were in, Yantai, China. Not the nicest place in China. Renovations probably make the Hotel look worse than it is:



Now, the fun part and the reason this post exists. I know Chinese speak Chinese, not English. But this effort at writing English is Gold. The hotel outlines some rules and advice by putting together a “Notice to the Guests” . Gee, the Chinese can sure be brutally honest. No beating around the bush in this document. Also, if you don’t know what a “perfect instrument” or “toilet soup” is, you won’t find out here…… THIS IS A MUST SEE!

Reading this was the only thing I found entertaining in Yantai…… appart from the plastic BB guns. They were pretty fun.